Just Add Water, Bring To A Boil

@Kheoh Yee Wei: Thank you, I can't believe I came up with it either!

@Stu: Thanks Stu, not sure if it was my 'inner child' or 'inner cretin' who did it!

@Yvon: Thank Yvon, there are not many exquisite bodies of water around Milan, large or small, so I had to get creative.

@Jen: Thanks Jen, I was working fast, got them out of there just in time!

@Soodabeh: Working fast was the key!! Thank you.

@Alfredo J. Martiz J.: Thanks Alfredo, make me laugh and self amusment is high on my list of life work!

@Daroru: Er , this was a hostage situation I believe....Mazinga arrived minutes later to free them, JUST IN TIME!

Funny comment, thanks!

@Ken McCoy: In the inner most regions of your mind you know very well why, but you don't want to GO there!

@Duncan Galbraith: I am honored, I just checked out Ken's and now I am doubly honored! Tomorrow is juxtaposition of more things that do not belong in water. Theme within the theme.

@Jason Kravitz: I left out the large Iguana, he didn't fit, so it MIGHT taste ok, with lots of garlic and chopped snails. Depends on what planet you are from of course.

@Srinivas Koduri: Yes yes! I am cold blooded and I like my critters with BOILING HOT blood.
cue crazed laughter: "Wa hah hahahahahahhahahaaaaaa!!!!"
cue pitiful squeaking: "eek eek eek eeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!"
cue ominous silence: {____________________________}

@Putter: Plastic Animal Broth is an aquired taste... I understand! Perhaps with enough Marmite it would be palatable?

@Dimitrios: Ah....it was just a warm bath! They were laughing, I could hear them.....

@Art Monkey: Dooowaaa doooowaaaaaaa....... I've done the same thing before, we are all ONE in this space time continuuuummmmm so dontcha worry about it. ! ! !

I did have to run to the mirror to check that I was Myself and no Dimitrious of course. But as far as I can tell, I am Myself. Nothing against you Dimitrious, just that I am used to being what I am.

Ahem. Now look what you started Art Monkey! Existential crises.....